Odd and Small
You never know what you'll get until you reach your hand forward and grasp.

Just a tiny strange person with awkward social skills. I promise I am always polite and kind, regardless of how I am interacting with other humans.

I role-play outside of this blog on a daily basis. I do enjoy role-playing with new friends, just sent me a message.

I am Odd, welcome to my blog~

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Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

staringattheedge-oftheworld:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

I couldn’t think of anything clever for Swiss …

(via lokilous)

shewritesherlife:

An incredible design concept for an important cause. Watch the video:

By far one of the most wonderful things I have seen in a very long time.  

(Source: devoureth, via coooooooooooooulson)

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

(via raw-bun)

terezi-vantas:

GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU

(via coooooooooooooulson)

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

mizufae:

haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go


HOMF

I’m laughing so much that I’m crying. :’)

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

mizufae:

haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go

HOMF

I’m laughing so much that I’m crying. :’)

(via raw-bun)

misslolly789:

gaporter:

Richard “grinning/smirking-your-ovaries-down” Armitage

For steelesays.

Perfection

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

(via raw-bun)

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

(via nuclear-nougats)

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:


A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.


bitchin


a real american sphinx

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

image

bitchin

a real american sphinx

(via rainbowocto)