l·o·v·[luhv]  - noun

a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection,
as for a parent, child, or friend.

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 4,710 notes

tittily:

sweet-bitsy:

griefseed:

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 181,793 notes

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 317,377 notes
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f-u-c-k-e-rr:

pwoperly-sherlocked:

archviles:

this makes me laugh every time without fail

THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE

"The fuck you looking at, bitch."

f-u-c-k-e-rr:

pwoperly-sherlocked:

archviles:

this makes me laugh every time without fail

THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE

"The fuck you looking at, bitch."

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 400,240 notes

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 97,007 notes
egriz:

"I’m on a big adventure, travelling all sortsa places all by myself!"

egriz:

"I’m on a big adventure, travelling all sortsa places all by myself!"

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 864 notes

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 598,060 notes
jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 73,412 notes

rob-anybody:

musicofthestage:

thenimbus:

mermanryansfinds:

Shark Mermaid by *sharpie91

This is so adorable

I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.

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UGH I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUTTA THIS MAKE IT NOW PLS SOMEONE

11 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 212,365 notes

thecookiescrumbling:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

Lmao referring to kids as sad little bugs now

11 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 169,434 notes
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