dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 50,084 notes

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 15,276 notes
spkolala:

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spkolala:

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5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 3,960 notes

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 35,650 notes

sorry I only date pokemon masters

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 198,714 notes
Baby: O..O-o...
Parents: Oh? What are you trying to say? Over? Orange?
Baby: O... O...
Baby: Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.
5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,427 notes

realhousewifeofnightvale:

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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One time I was home alone and this guy came over to fix our water heater, and no one told me about it beforehand, so when he left to get some tools I planted knives all throughout my house and the guy found one and was kinda like “err I need to move this but I’ll put it back”…but then he found another one and avoided eye contact for the rest of the time he was here.

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 113,385 notes

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 172,700 notes

juls-art:

O  v O;;;
Well this one got intense

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,222 notes

ryo-maybe:

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 13,214 notes
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