today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
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so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
sorry I only date pokemon masters
answering the door when you’re home alone like
One time I was home alone and this guy came over to fix our water heater, and no one told me about it beforehand, so when he left to get some tools I planted knives all throughout my house and the guy found one and was kinda like “err I need to move this but I’ll put it back”…but then he found another one and avoided eye contact for the rest of the time he was here.
set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.
these are incredible
O v O;;;
Well this one got intense
the new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it
Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.
Just a tiny strange person with awkward social skills. I promise I am always polite and kind, regardless of how strange I am interacting with other humans.
I am Odd, welcome to my blog~