l·o·v·e [luhv] - noun
a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection,
as for a parent, child, or friend.
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.
this makes me laugh every time without fail
THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE
"The fuck you looking at, bitch."
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
"I’m on a big adventure, travelling all sortsa places all by myself!"
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
#SHE LEAVES DEAD FISH ON HIS PILLOW #when he brings them to her she’s just like what? do you not get hungry before bed? #and he’s like ugh yes but not for fish guts #the next time she does it she carefully uses her talons to clean out the fish for him #that sort of thing must be hard to do with his soft human nails after all #he just sighs at this point and starts leaving a bucket next to his bed that says MIDNIGHT SNACKS #shark girl and her grumpy dream boy #things that should exist (tags by cortue)
UGH I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUTTA THIS MAKE IT NOW PLS SOMEONE
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
Lmao referring to kids as sad little bugs now
Just a tiny strange person with awkward social skills. I promise I am always polite and kind, regardless of how strange I am interacting with other humans.
I am Odd, welcome to my blog~